Open-Source Blogging

This Election Summary is funny and witty and everything I aspire to be. So I've stolen it. I've copied it below and have added some fun and exciting links for context:

Now that I've finally figured out the technology, I'm ready for my first post on the CTV weblog. For those of you who have been out of the country (I'm looking at you Mr. Ignatieff), I've decided to give a quick little recap of the election campaign to date in dialogue form:

Steven Harper: "Canada is full of pottential"

Paul Martin: "You hate Canada!"

Steven Harper: "Our special prosecutor..."

Peter MacKay: "...is a terrible idea! And I'm not just saying that because I want Mr. Harper's job."

Michael Ignatieff: "So this is what Canada looks like...Anyone know where I can buy some electrodes and an Iron Maiden."

Gilles Duceppe: "Starting in goal for team Quebec...Martin Brodeur!"

Stephen Harper: "GST tax cut!"

Stephen Harper: "Daycare tax cut!"

Stephen Harper: "Student tax cut!"

Jack Layton: "Umm...if I could get a word in here..."

Stephen Harper: "Fishermen tax cut!"

Stephen Harper: "Small business tax cut!"

Paul Martin: "I promise to give 40 billion over 40 years for childcare"

Gilles Duceppe: "Must...crush...Liberals!"

Jean Lapierre: "Nazi! Nazi!"

Jack Layton: "Excuse me...I'd really like to get a chance to speak..."

Ralph Goodale: "Oh crap...this could be bad."